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The warning has been posted. The flame diamond is up and the classification is clear: FLAMMABLE. HIGHLY IRRITABLE TODAY. Approach with appropriate caution, adjusted expectations, and absolutely no unnecessary questions. The list of accelerants is specific and has been compiled from direct experience: meetings without agendas, unsolicited feedback, and the category of questions that answer themselves if the asker waits approximately four seconds. Storage and handling instructions are implicit. Act accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe industrial warning label format delivers this information with the same straight-faced authority it brings to actual hazardous materials — red-orange and black on aged cream, bold safety label font, worn industrial texture carrying the credibility of something that has been through a shipping container and several bad Mondays — because on the days this label applies, the hazard is entirely real and the warning is a genuine public service. Not a bad mood. A classified condition with specific triggers and a clearly posted exclusion zone. For the person who has stopped softening their unavailability and started labelling it correctly. For the coworker who shows up, does the work, and has zero remaining bandwidth for the optional extras. 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