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This lightweight tee wears like a lived-in favorite—soft, breathable cotton that drapes easily and never fights your movement. The bold, stacked vintage sans-serif print reads NOT ACCEPTING NEW STRESS AT THIS TIME in a retro out-of-office stamp style, finished with a worn, distressed texture that feels honest and unpolished. It’s the shirt you reach for when you want to set a boundary without saying a word: for slow mornings with coffee, crowded commutes when you need a reminder to breathe, or weekend hangs where you choose calm over chaos. The classic crew neck and retail fit keep the look clean so the message stays front and center, while subtle garment details—side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape—keep it comfortable and long-lasting. 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