| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The sign is up. The doors are locked. Estimated reopening: unknown. The "Closed for Self-Repair" tee borrows the warm nostalgia of a hand-painted diner sign and repurposes it for the most relatable kind of temporary shutdown — the human kind. Illustrated in a faded retro storefront style with soft brush-lettered charm, it captures that specific season of life when you need a little more time inside before you're ready to face outside again.
It's not a crisis. It's scheduled maintenance. Wear it on the couch, at the coffee shop, or anywhere that asks too much. Give it to the friend who just quit the thing, ended the thing, or finally admitted they need a minute. Quietly funny, genuinely comforting, and honest in a way that most wardrobes aren't.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for rich hand-painted sign detail, warm tonal depth, and crisp vintage lettering
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.
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