Calls Going to Voicemail Permanently Unisex T-Shirt
Calls Going to Voicemail Permanently Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A witty vintage-style tee for admins, office coordinators, executive assistants, receptionists, and workplace heroes who keep everything running while quietly dreaming of disappearing. This retro illustrated design features a vintage office phone ringing off the hook, sprouting wings and flying away, with the text “CALLS: GOING TO VOICEMAIL — PERMANENTLY” and the line below: “Admin — the invisible backbone, finally visible (and gone).”
Designed in a muted olive and cream palette, this shirt blends editorial vintage charm with dry office humor for a look that feels clever, nostalgic, and instantly relatable. It is a perfect gift for administrative professionals, burnout survivors, front-desk staff, and anyone who has ever managed calendars, emails, calls, and chaos with minimal recognition and maximum patience.
Whether worn at the office, on casual Fridays, during remote work, or gifted for Administrative Professionals Day, this tee is a funny, stylish nod to the people who hold it all together.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for detailed vintage-style artwork and clear text
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.