Connection to Others: Unavailable Unisex T-Shirt
Connection to Others: Unavailable Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A clean, funny tee for introverts, low-social-battery humans, and anyone whose connection to the outside world is intentionally weak. This retro Wi-Fi parody design features an illustrated Wi-Fi icon with no active bars, paired with the bold text “CONNECTION TO OTHERS: UNAVAILABLE” and the subtext “Signal strength: 0 / Network: Offline by choice,” making it a perfect statement piece for people who prefer peace, quiet, and selective availability.
Designed in a dark charcoal and pale cream palette, this shirt combines minimal flat icon styling with dry tech humor for a look that feels modern, wearable, and instantly relatable. It is a great fit for introverts, remote workers, gamers, tech lovers, homebodies, and anyone who appreciates subtle sarcasm with a clean graphic aesthetic.
Whether worn on casual days, work-from-home days, coffee runs, or social events you are already planning to leave early, this tee makes a clever and giftable addition to any wardrobe.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for clean typography and sharp icon detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.