Have You Tried Leaving Me Alone? Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A sharp, retro-inspired tee for IT professionals, help desk heroes, sysadmins, and anyone who has answered one too many unnecessary support requests. The bold condensed text reads “HAVE YOU TRIED LEAVING ME ALONE?” with the smaller subtext “IT support — the fix was ignoring you,” turning classic tech frustration into clean, wearable sarcasm.
Designed in a dark navy and cold cream palette with a worn screen-print texture, this shirt has a vintage tech-humor feel that is understated, clever, and instantly relatable. It is a great gift for IT support staff, developers, network admins, computer technicians, office troubleshooters, and anyone whose patience has been tested by printers, passwords, and people.
Perfect for casual workdays, remote setups, tech meetups, or off-the-clock decompression, this tee is made for those who keep everything running while quietly losing faith in end users.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for bold typography and vintage-style texture
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.