Human.exe Has Stopped Responding Unisex T-Shirt
Human.exe Has Stopped Responding Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Error. Error. Everything is fine. The system has detected burnout, confirmed system overload, flagged emotional RAM at full capacity, and noted that Human.exe has stopped responding — all while the loading bar sits at 99% and refuses to move. The CTRL + ALT + DELETE LIFE button is right there at the bottom. Nobody is pressing it. This is fine.
The glitch-heavy cyberpunk design pulls from retro OS interfaces, vaporwave UI nostalgia, and early-2000s error screens to build something that feels less like a t-shirt and more like a diagnostic report. Neon cyan, magenta, and acid red collide in sharp geometric blocks across a corrupted pixelated face, surrounded by the kind of warning pop-ups that would make IT weep and make every developer, designer, and overworked creative laugh in exhausted recognition. The anti-hustle symbolism is in there too, buried in the interface for anyone patient enough — or caffeinated enough — to find it.
For the person whose tab count is a cry for help. For the designer who has restarted their brain more times than their laptop. For the developer who fixes other people's crashes while their own stack quietly overflows. A deeply accurate gift for anyone currently running on fumes, bad coffee, and sheer spite.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for sharp neon vector blocks, crisp pixel grid detail, and high-contrast glitch-strip effects across a full-coverage composition
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.