I Did The Burnout Kept The Lesson Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Three lines. The whole arc. I DID THE BURNOUT. That part is acknowledged, not glossed over — it happened, it was real, it cost something. I KEPT THE LESSON. Which was the only part worth keeping: the recalibration, the clarity, the quiet and permanent rearrangement of priorities that only comes from hitting the wall at full speed. I LEFT THE REST. Everything that caused it, fed it, or would have invited it back. Gone. Filed under: not anymore. Recovery arc complete.
The design is pure condensed type — stacked, worn, and absolutely certain — in dusty rose and charcoal with the soft distressed texture of a screen print that has been through enough to have earned its creases. No illustration. No embellishment. Just the three sentences that summarise one of the more significant personal transformations a person can make, delivered in the flattest, most self-possessed register possible, with a four-word italic postscript that closes the chapter without ceremony. For the person who came out the other side and has stopped talking about it because the tee says it better. For the friend whose glow-up was an inside job and required absolutely no announcement.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for bold stacked condensed typography, dusty rose and charcoal palette depth, and authentic worn screen-print distress texture
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.