No New Obligations Unisex T-Shirt
No New Obligations Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Stamped. Sealed. Officially closed to new commitments. The "No New Obligations" tee renders a very personal policy in the most authoritative format available — an ornate wax seal crest, circular border intact, inner ring reading PROTECTING PEACE SINCE ALWAYS. It has the visual gravity of a royal decree and the emotional accuracy of something you've been meaning to say for years but kept rephrasing more politely.
There's a particular kind of person who has finally — after considerable deliberation and one too many favours — decided that their calendar is full, their bandwidth is allocated, and their peace is a protected resource. This tee is their coat of arms. Wear it as a quiet declaration, give it as a knowing gift, or simply let the crest do what crests have always done: establish, without further discussion, exactly where things stand.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for intricate ornate crest detail, fine circular border work, and sharp emblem typography
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.