Operating At Reduced Capacity Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The notice has been posted. The label is on. Approach with appropriate caution and adjusted expectations. This person is operating at reduced capacity and the warning system — black block type, safety-yellow industrial border, bulleted instructions in plain language — exists entirely for your benefit. Do not assign new tasks. Do not request emotional labour. Do not ask how they're doing unless you have significant time and a comfortable chair.
The "Operating At Reduced Capacity" tee takes the visual authority of an industrial hazard label and applies it to the most universally relatable workplace condition of the modern era. It is simultaneously a public service announcement, a personal health update, and a pre-emptive HR filing. Worn with a straight face, it is devastating. Worn with a smile, it is a gift. Given to the right person at the right moment — a Monday morning, a post-review quarter, a third consecutive week of back-to-back meetings — it is both.
For the chronically over-assigned. For the team player who has finally updated their status. For anyone whose out-of-office message should honestly just be this label, permanently enabled.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for sharp industrial label typography, high-contrast safety-yellow border, and bold block text hierarchy
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.