Shutting Down Please Do Not Assign Tasks Unisex T-Shirt
Shutting Down Please Do Not Assign Tasks Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A sharp retro-tech tee for overworked professionals, IT minds, introverts, and anyone whose system is fully done for the day. This parody shutdown screen design features the large system-font text “SHUTTING DOWN... Please do not assign tasks during this process” with a completed progress bar labeled “Self-preservation complete,” turning burnout, boundaries, and low battery energy into clean wearable humor.
Designed with a black and green-white palette and a classic retro OS shutdown screen aesthetic, this shirt has a crisp monospaced look that feels minimal, clever, and instantly relatable. It is perfect for tech workers, office employees, remote workers, developers, help desk staff, and anyone who appreciates sarcasm with a functional-user-interface twist.
Whether worn at work, from the home office, on casual weekends, or while actively avoiding new responsibilities, this tee makes a funny and highly giftable choice for people who believe self-preservation is a valid operating mode.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for sharp typography and clean graphic detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.