SOCIAL BATTERY — CRITICALLY LOW T-Shirt
SOCIAL BATTERY — CRITICALLY LOW T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight, breathable tee wears like a wink and a sigh. The front shows a large smartphone battery icon at 2%—a bold, flat vector in muted charcoal and red—anchored by the blunt, witty line: “SOCIAL BATTERY — CRITICALLY LOW” with a smaller nudge: “Enable airplane mode immediately.” The design reads like a private note to anyone who knows the exhaustion of small talk and constant pings. It slips on easily between coffee runs and late-night scrolls, the soft cotton draping without fuss. The understated palette keeps the message quiet but unmistakable: you’re running on reserve and you’re okay with stepping back. Wear it to meet friends who get the joke, to signal a boundary at the office, or to bring a dry laugh to a low-energy night out.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a clean, classic look
- DTG/DTF printed graphic with crisp detail and muted charcoal/red palette
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean