Soft Life Graduate Unisex T-Shirt
Soft Life Graduate Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Four years of unlearning. A major in boundaries. A minor in doing less. GPA not applicable — competition was one of the first things dropped in the first semester and nobody has missed it. SOFT LIFE GRADUATE is the degree that takes the longest to earn and comes with no ceremony, no debt, and no intention of applying the skills anywhere that doesn't serve the holder directly.
The design is pure type — stacked, warm, and worn in — rendered in ivory and dusty mauve with the distressed texture of a screen print that has been through the wash enough times to feel like something genuinely earned rather than recently purchased. No illustration needed. The words carry it. This is for the person who graduated from hustle culture quietly, without a LinkedIn post, and has been living the curriculum ever since. For the friend who stopped competing before it was fashionable and has been ahead of the syllabus the whole time. For anyone who has done the work — the real work, the interior kind — and is ready to wear the credentials.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for bold stacked vintage typography, warm ivory and dusty mauve palette, and authentic distressed screen-print texture
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.