Their Emergency Not My Problem Unisex T-Shirt
Their Emergency Not My Problem Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The storm is happening. The figure is reading. These two facts are unrelated and intend to stay that way. The illustration is fine line, the palette is muted blue-gray and cream, the composition is editorial and considered — and the caption below delivers its verdict in the flattest, most unbothered type available. THEIR EMERGENCY. NOT MY PROBLEM. Two sentences. Full stop. Chapter continues.
There is a particular kind of emotional maturity that looks, from the outside, exactly like indifference — and this tee understands the difference completely. It's not coldness. It's not cruelty. It's the hard-won ability to remain seated, book open, tea presumably warm, while the weather outside someone else's window does whatever it needs to do. For the person who has learned that not every alarm requires their response. For the friend who says "that sounds really hard for them" and means it, and also keeps reading. For anyone who has finally, peacefully, located the line between empathy and absorption — and chosen to sit on the correct side of it with a good book.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for delicate editorial fine line illustration, muted blue-gray and cream tonal palette, and bold deadpan caption typography
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.