Boundarykeeper Butterfly Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The science is settled. A cocoon labelled PEOPLE-PLEASING. A butterfly labelled BOUNDARYKEEPER. The caption below, in the measured tone of a natural history placard that has seen things: NATURAL METAMORPHOSIS. The retro nature illustration style presents this transformation with the same composed authority it would bring to any other specimen — because it is, in fact, a specimen worth documenting. One of the more significant evolutionary developments of the modern era, occurring quietly in living rooms and therapy sessions across the world, largely unobserved by anyone who wasn't paying close attention.
The deadpan is the whole joke and also the whole point. The illustration treats a profound personal transformation as a straightforward biological event — which, if you've been through it, is both funnier and more accurate than most framings manage. Warm cream and dusty rose, fine editorial line art, the unhurried confidence of a Victorian nature plate that has absolutely no notes. For the former people-pleaser who emerged from the chrysalis with a revised operating system and a considerably shorter list of people whose opinions they track. For the friend who used to say yes to everything and now pauses — just briefly, just enough — before answering. For anyone who has completed the metamorphosis and is ready to wear the taxonomy.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for delicate retro nature illustration detail, warm cream and dusty rose palette, and fine editorial line-art specimen composition
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.