Buffering... (Capacity Unavailable) Unisex T-Shirt
Buffering... (Capacity Unavailable) Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A clean, clever tee for tech workers, introverts, overstimulated humans, and anyone currently running on low bandwidth. This minimal UI parody design features a spinning loading circle with the text “BUFFERING... (capacity unavailable)” and the small system-font subtext “This process may take indefinitely,” perfectly capturing the modern state of emotional and mental processing.
Designed in a muted dark slate and off-white palette, this shirt has a retro tech feel with a clean flat vector look that keeps the humor subtle, stylish, and highly wearable. It is a great fit for developers, IT support staff, designers, remote workers, gamers, and anyone who appreciates dry humor, low social battery jokes, and minimalist graphic design.
Whether you wear it at work, from your home office, at a casual meetup, or while mentally loading in real time, this tee makes a smart and relatable gift for anyone whose system is technically online but not fully available.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for clean typography and sharp graphic detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.