Cape Not Included Unisex T-Shirt
Cape Not Included Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A darkly funny vintage-style tee for the multitaskers, caregivers, working moms, and invisible-load champions doing everything with no cape and very little help. The retro illustration features a woman in a superhero cape juggling groceries, a toddler, a work laptop, and a coffee cup with the calm expression of someone who has absolutely reached capacity.
The text reads “CAPE NOT INCLUDED. NEITHER IS THE HELP.” — a sharp, relatable line for anyone carrying the household, the job, the emotional labor, and the emergency snacks. Designed with a warm cream and deep rose palette, this shirt has a subverted 1950s housewife aesthetic that feels nostalgic, clever, and painfully accurate.
Perfect as a gift for moms, teachers, nurses, caregivers, working parents, burned-out friends, or anyone who deserves more support and fewer errands.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for detailed vintage-style artwork and readable text
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.