Do Not Disturb Status: Permanent Unisex T-Shirt
Do Not Disturb Status: Permanent Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A clean, clever tee for introverts, homebodies, and anyone whose ideal setting is permanently unavailable. This design features a bold do-not-disturb moon icon with the text “DO NOT DISTURB — STATUS: PERMANENT” and the system-style subtext “Notifications: Off / Calls: Silenced / Existence: Minimal,” turning modern phone status language into a perfectly relatable lifestyle statement.
With its dark charcoal and cream palette, flat icon styling, and subtle tech-inspired humor, this shirt feels minimal, polished, and easy to wear. It is ideal for quiet personalities, overstimulated adults, remote workers, low social battery types, and anyone who prefers peace, silence, and selective availability. Equal parts funny and stylish, it also makes a great gift for introverts, friends who hate phone calls, and people who treat Do Not Disturb as a personality trait.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for clean typography and sharp icon detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.