Flammable Highly Irritable Today Unisex T-Shirt
Flammable Highly Irritable Today Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The hazard has been identified. The warning has been posted. The flame diamond is up and the classification is clear: FLAMMABLE. HIGHLY IRRITABLE TODAY. Approach with appropriate caution, adjusted expectations, and absolutely no unnecessary questions. The list of accelerants is specific and has been compiled from direct experience: meetings without agendas, unsolicited feedback, and the category of questions that answer themselves if the asker waits approximately four seconds. Storage and handling instructions are implicit. Act accordingly.
The industrial warning label format delivers this information with the same straight-faced authority it brings to actual hazardous materials — red-orange and black on aged cream, bold safety label font, worn industrial texture carrying the credibility of something that has been through a shipping container and several bad Mondays — because on the days this label applies, the hazard is entirely real and the warning is a genuine public service. Not a bad mood. A classified condition with specific triggers and a clearly posted exclusion zone. For the person who has stopped softening their unavailability and started labelling it correctly. For the coworker who shows up, does the work, and has zero remaining bandwidth for the optional extras. For anyone who has ever wished they could legally post a hazmat placard on their office chair on a Tuesday and have it respected by everyone within a ten-foot radius.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for bold industrial safety label typography, red-orange and black on cream palette, illustrated flame diamond detail, and authentic worn hazmat label texture
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.