I Contain Multitudes None of Them Are Available Unisex T-Shirt
I Contain Multitudes None of Them Are Available Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Vast. Layered. Deeply complex. Also not picking up the phone. The "I Contain Multitudes — None of Them Are Available" tee takes one of literature's most expansive declarations and lands it exactly where it belongs: as a polite but firm boundary. The elegant script-and-sans layout gives it the look of something framed above a writing desk, softened by a small botanical flourish that makes the whole thing feel considered rather than blunt. Which it is. Both things are true.
It's for the reader who annotates in the margins and still hasn't responded to your text. The overthinker who processes deeply and socialises selectively. The person whose inner world is genuinely rich and whose calendar is genuinely empty — by design. Thoughtful, witty, and just literary enough to feel like a compliment to whoever's wearing it.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for crisp mixed-font typographic detail and fine botanical line art
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.