Internal Memo My Availability Unisex T-Shirt
Internal Memo My Availability Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This memo is to inform all relevant parties that, effective immediately, the undersigned is no longer accepting new stress, unsolicited opinions, or invitations. The decision is final. No further correspondence will be entered into on this matter. Please update your records accordingly.
The "Internal Memo" tee takes the most passive-aggressive format in the history of office communication and finally, beautifully, turns it inward. Typewriter-struck black ink on aged cream, distressed just enough to suggest it has been drafted and redrafted over a long and considered period, with an official signature line at the bottom for the kind of closure that an email thread never quite provides. It reads like a formal notice. It wears like a personal policy. It says everything a reasonable person might have been too professional to say out loud — until now, in writing, on a shirt.
For the colleague who has quietly checked out while remaining technically present. For the manager who has started declining meetings with the subject line "per my previous boundaries." For anyone who has ever wished corporate language came with a personal edition.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for authentic typewriter-struck typography, aged cream tonal ground, and fine distressed document texture
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.