Mentally Out of Office Unisex T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft-spoken declaration for everyone who's physically present but mentally somewhere else entirely. The "Mentally Out of Office" tee pairs a clean Do Not Disturb icon with warm rounded lettering in muted sage and charcoal — calm enough for your WFH wardrobe, honest enough for the office. It's the cozy, modern-retro way to say what your status message has been trying to communicate for years. Wear it on your slowest Sunday, your longest commute, or that meeting that really could've been an email.
Whether you're a seasoned remote worker, a committed introvert, or just someone who's mastered the art of being mentally elsewhere — this tee gets it.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for all-day breathable softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp, detail-sharp artwork with true-to-design colour
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.