NOPE. STILL RECOVERING. Tee
NOPE. STILL RECOVERING. Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, breathable tee with a wink of 1970s therapy-culture humor. The vintage parody illustration—an illustrated person reclining on a couch with one hand raised—pairs with chunky retro serif text that reads “NOPE. STILL RECOVERING.” It feels like a quietly defiant statement: worn during slow mornings, recovery meetings, or laid-back coffee runs. The lightweight fabric drapes easily and layers without bulk, letting the printed art stand out and start small, honest conversations. This shirt sits comfortably in the everyday life of someone who values authenticity, gentle self-awareness, and a little nostalgic irony.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for durability and fit stability
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; sourced from humane, sustainable facilities
- High-quality print options: DTF or DTG for crisp, vibrant detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean