Not My Department T-Shirt
Not My Department T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee wears like a statement: a faux-official government stamp rendered in a faded red and aged-cream palette, with a worn rubber-stamp texture and bold condensed type that reads “NOT MY DEPARTMENT — OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED” and “Refer all requests elsewhere.” It looks lived-in straight away, the print mimicking a stamped notice you’d find on a battered clipboard. Lightweight and breathable, the shirt layers easily under jackets or stands alone at a coffee shop or protest line. It suits someone who answers emails with a shrug, prefers dry humor over small talk, and likes clothing that speaks in a single memorable line. The distressed stamp vibe pairs naturally with workwear, denim, and utility jackets — slip it on for a long day of errands, a casual weekend meet-up, or when you want your mood to be understood before you open your mouth.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- DTG/DTF printing methods produce crisp, detailed, vibrant stamp graphic
- REACH certified; sourced blank product from Honduras; various heather blends available
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean