Not My Department T-Shirt

XS / Athletic Heather

$22.14

Size	Chest	Waist	Hips
XS	32-34	24-26	34-36
S	34-36	26-28	36-38
M	36-38	28-30	38-40
L	38-40	30-32	40-42
XL	40-42	32-34	42-44
2XL	42-44	34-36	44-46

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This tee wears like a statement: a faux-official government stamp rendered in a faded red and aged-cream palette, with a worn rubber-stamp texture and bold condensed type that reads “NOT MY DEPARTMENT — OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED” and “Refer all requests elsewhere.” It looks lived-in straight away, the print mimicking a stamped notice you’d find on a battered clipboard. Lightweight and breathable, the shirt layers easily under jackets or stands alone at a coffee shop or protest line. It suits someone who answers emails with a shrug, prefers dry humor over small talk, and likes clothing that speaks in a single memorable line. The distressed stamp vibe pairs naturally with workwear, denim, and utility jackets — slip it on for a long day of errands, a casual weekend meet-up, or when you want your mood to be understood before you open your mouth.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured fit

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort

- DTG/DTF printing methods produce crisp, detailed, vibrant stamp graphic

- REACH certified; sourced blank product from Honduras; various heather blends available

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean