Protecting My Peace Is A Full-Time Job Unisex T-Shirt
Protecting My Peace Is A Full-Time Job Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The hours are long. The role is demanding. The benefits, however, are exceptional. PROTECTING MY PEACE IS A FULL-TIME JOB. — and unlike most full-time jobs, this one is non-negotiable, comes with no performance reviews, and reports directly to the only stakeholder whose opinion carries any weight. The italic line below is not a footnote. It is the entire employment philosophy: And I take it seriously.
Single centered line, dusty blush and dark ink, a layout refined enough to belong on a gallery wall and direct enough to function as a personal policy statement — minimal by design, because a sentence this certain has no need for anything surrounding it. No illustration. No embellishment. No supporting cast. Just the job title, the commitment, and the quiet, unhurried confidence of someone who has been in this role long enough to know exactly what it requires and has stopped apologising for the hours it keeps. For the person whose self-care is not a weekend activity but an ongoing professional practice carried out with discipline, discretion, and zero tolerance for scope creep. For the friend whose boundaries are not a phase but a career. For anyone who has decided, with full seriousness and no irony whatsoever — or just enough irony to make it wearable — that this work is the most important work they do.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for improved structure and a cleaner silhouette
- Tear-away label to minimise skin irritation; REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- DTG printing for refined single-line centered typography, dusty blush and dark ink palette, and clean luxury minimal layout
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.