Retro Computer Terminal Tee
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee channels late-night code fatigue into a witty, wearable memo. The black, CRT-style background and bright green monospaced text read like a retired terminal logging the human condition—low battery, zero RAM, processes labelled Overthinking and Existing. It’s for people who live in their head and their screens: devs, night owls, grad students, and anyone who recognizes the humor in running on fumes. Wear it to hack nights, study sessions, indie meetups, or just on the couch when you need a quiet laugh with friends. The slim retail cut and lightweight Airlume cotton make it comfortable layered under a hoodie or on its own, while the clean DTG/DTF-style print keeps the retro terminal look crisp and readable. It feels like your private status readout, public-facing and honest.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, soft feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat silhouette for layering or solo wear
- Durable construction — side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Vibrant, detailed print — DTG/DTF-style methods ensure crisp monospaced terminal graphics
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas sourcing)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean