Running on Caffeine and Spite Unisex T-Shirt
Running on Caffeine and Spite Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A perfectly relatable tee for nurses, healthcare workers, medical staff, and night-shift survivors doing their best with limited sleep and unlimited responsibilities. This retro editorial-style design features a small nurse figure asleep on their feet, clutching a clipboard with a coffee IV drip in their arm, paired with the bold text “RUNNING ON CAFFEINE AND SPITE.”
Designed in a muted teal, cream, and charcoal palette, this shirt blends vintage medical illustration charm with dark workplace humor for a look that feels clever, stylish, and painfully accurate. It is an ideal gift for nurses, CNAs, nursing students, ER staff, hospital workers, and anyone in healthcare who understands that caffeine is not a beverage — it is a life support system.
Whether worn on off-duty days, gifted to a favorite nurse, or saved for post-shift recovery, this tee is a funny, wearable nod to the people keeping everything together while running on fumes.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for detailed line art and bold readable text
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.