The Customer Is Always Unisex T-Shirt
The Customer Is Always Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A bold vintage-style tee for retail workers, customer service survivors, and anyone who has ever smiled through a sentence they absolutely could not say out loud. The stacked text reads “THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS... (I can’t say it.)” with the subtext “Retail — surviving on commission and spite,” making it a perfectly sarcastic nod to life behind the counter.
Designed with a warm faded sage and charcoal palette, this shirt has a distressed retro print feel that looks worn-in, relatable, and effortlessly funny. It is a great gift for cashiers, sales associates, servers, baristas, retail managers, customer support teams, and anyone who knows the customer may not always be right — but the shift still has to end.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for bold typography and distressed vintage detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.