Warning: Your Request Has Been Detected as Spam Unisex T-Shirt
Warning: Your Request Has Been Detected as Spam Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A sharp retro-tech tee for office workers, customer service survivors, admin pros, and anyone who has mastered the art of quietly ignoring nonsense. This parody computer warning design features bold text reading “WARNING: YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN DETECTED AS SPAM” with the subtext “Sender has been blocked / Message deleted unread / Have a nice day,” turning workplace frustration into a satisfyingly sarcastic statement piece.
Designed with a vintage computer security warning aesthetic, this shirt uses a red, black, and cream palette with a pixel-art border frame for a nostalgic look that feels bold, clever, and instantly relatable. It is perfect for introverts, overstimulated professionals, remote workers, IT-adjacent personalities, and anyone who appreciates dry humor with a slightly unhinged corporate edge.
Whether worn at work, on casual days, while answering emails, or while avoiding them entirely, this tee makes a funny and giftable choice for people with boundaries and a low tolerance for unnecessary requests.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for bold typography, pixel details, and strong contrast
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.