Writer. Blocked. Unbothered. Unisex T-Shirt
Writer. Blocked. Unbothered. Unisex T-Shirt
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 24-26 | 34-36 |
| S | 34-36 | 26-28 | 36-38 |
| M | 36-38 | 28-30 | 38-40 |
| L | 38-40 | 30-32 | 40-42 |
| XL | 40-42 | 32-34 | 42-44 |
| 2XL | 42-44 | 34-36 | 44-46 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A witty vintage-inspired tee for writers, readers, poets, novelists, journal keepers, and anyone currently pretending they are absolutely fine with the blinking cursor. The bold stacked text reads “WRITER. BLOCKED. UNBOTHERED. (lying about that last part.)” with the italic subtext “Word count: one. Cups of tea: eleven.” — a painfully accurate snapshot of creative ambition, literary chaos, and mild emotional unraveling.
Designed in a warm amber and charcoal palette with an editorial vintage aesthetic and subtle distressed texture, this shirt feels clever, bookish, and effortlessly relatable. It is the perfect gift for authors, aspiring novelists, English majors, NaNoWriMo survivors, overthinkers, and tea-fueled creatives who appreciate humor with a slightly frazzled edge.
Whether worn while drafting, procrastinating, revising, or dramatically staring into the middle distance, this tee makes a charming addition to any writer’s wardrobe.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight comfort
- Retail unisex fit with a classic crew neckline for easy everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape over time
- Side seams add structure and support a lasting fit
- Tear-away label helps reduce skin irritation
- Crisp DTG/DTF print finish for bold typography and distressed vintage detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.